"Oof! Oofoof!" I said as I ran into pole. "All the purple monsters were named Shalom!All the purple monsters were named Shalom! All the purple monsters were named Shalom! Oh ya!" Just then I looked up and saw a giant blimp floating high in the sky. There was a huge, uhdhfh, flag that said, "All the purple monsters were named Shalom!" (Pretend the word uhdhfh does not exist and you might live happily ever after).
(Debbie)
As I watched the blimp, admiring its blimpish shape and impressive blimpish girth, as well as the pretty lettering on the sign, the massive thing began to lose air at a terrifying rate, plummeting straight toward me as if drawn by magnetic force. I screamed and began to zigzag back and forth in an effort to avoid certain Death By Blimp. The blimp, with seemingly human hatred and zeal to destroy, matched my every zig and zag, leaving me in despair of surviving the blimp attack. (Zach) The blimp was being controlled by the Evil Rebecca, an escaped monster-snack from Princess Land. Luckily, I realized this and called the police. Unluckily, the blimp smashed me before the police arrived. Luckily, I came back alive and captured Evil Rebecca.(Shalom)Rebecca told me that if I didn't give her 100,000 bucks, than she would kill me."How do you propose to do that?" I asked with a grin. But then she pulled a gun out of her purse."That in and of it's self is reason enough for me." I gulped. "Where's the money?" she grinned."That, I will never reveal to you!" I said juuust before she shoved the gun into my chest. Then the secret just kind of slipped out....(Zach) Then Evil Rebecca fainted. She fainted because a time machine had just landed on her head. "Oh," I said. "Where did this come from?" I climbed into the time machine. Suddenly, the time machine started swirling around and around and I got so dizzy.... I fainted. When I woke up, I was in Antarctica, about...um...um....I don't know. I was in the middle of a blizzard, so I climbed back in the time machine. Unluckily, I could not figure out to make it work.
(Debbie) Since the time machine didn't work, I decided to take the opportunity to use this time to stop and reflect upon my life. I asked myself the hard questions, the ones I'd been avoiding for the months and years leading up to this moment. Should I even be involved with purple monsters? What caused Evil Rebecca to turn evil? Why was she trying to kill me with a missile blimp? Where did this plummeting time machine plummet from? And most important: are Hostess Twinkies made from genetically modified corn and corn by-products? I knew I must be brutally honest with myself. The answers to these and other troubling questions is: I have no idea. And where did that leave me, really, but in a broken down time machine in Antarctica? (Sojie) "Jackccccccccccccccccc innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!" I said. "Hi, my name is Joe. I have a wife and three kids and I work at a button factory. One day my boss said, 'Joe, are you busy?' I said no, "Press the button with your nose."
(Shalom) I wailed and started screaming. Rebecca jumped back up with shock. "Are you insane?" she asked startled. After a while, she jumped into her blimp and sailed away. (Zach) I suddenly woke up and started crying. I don't know why. Maybe I am insane. Maybe I am eccentric. Maybe I am still sleeping. " Fiction is fictionable!!!!!!!" I sobbed. Then I went totally insane. Then I died. The (tragic) End.
"Wait!" Evil Rebecca screamed. "You didn't tell about how I took over the world!"
(Shalom) Wait! I am alive! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!x100. (Zach) Then I remembered that I forgot who I am. I sit down and think. Then I think some more. Finally, I remember. I am Joe. I have a wife and three kids and I work in a button factory. YES! THAT'S It! I remembered who I am! Suddenly, Evil Rebecca cloned Evil Squiggle. Then two Evil Squiggles blew her up with an atomic bomb.
"Wahaha!" the original Evil Squiggle said as he took over the world. Then he killed his clone. Just then, I realized what was happening. But it was to late. I died 20,200 times and turned into a spider.
The (real and tragic) End.
(Debbie)
As I watched the blimp, admiring its blimpish shape and impressive blimpish girth, as well as the pretty lettering on the sign, the massive thing began to lose air at a terrifying rate, plummeting straight toward me as if drawn by magnetic force. I screamed and began to zigzag back and forth in an effort to avoid certain Death By Blimp. The blimp, with seemingly human hatred and zeal to destroy, matched my every zig and zag, leaving me in despair of surviving the blimp attack. (Zach) The blimp was being controlled by the Evil Rebecca, an escaped monster-snack from Princess Land. Luckily, I realized this and called the police. Unluckily, the blimp smashed me before the police arrived. Luckily, I came back alive and captured Evil Rebecca.(Shalom)Rebecca told me that if I didn't give her 100,000 bucks, than she would kill me."How do you propose to do that?" I asked with a grin. But then she pulled a gun out of her purse."That in and of it's self is reason enough for me." I gulped. "Where's the money?" she grinned."That, I will never reveal to you!" I said juuust before she shoved the gun into my chest. Then the secret just kind of slipped out....(Zach) Then Evil Rebecca fainted. She fainted because a time machine had just landed on her head. "Oh," I said. "Where did this come from?" I climbed into the time machine. Suddenly, the time machine started swirling around and around and I got so dizzy.... I fainted. When I woke up, I was in Antarctica, about...um...um....I don't know. I was in the middle of a blizzard, so I climbed back in the time machine. Unluckily, I could not figure out to make it work.
(Debbie) Since the time machine didn't work, I decided to take the opportunity to use this time to stop and reflect upon my life. I asked myself the hard questions, the ones I'd been avoiding for the months and years leading up to this moment. Should I even be involved with purple monsters? What caused Evil Rebecca to turn evil? Why was she trying to kill me with a missile blimp? Where did this plummeting time machine plummet from? And most important: are Hostess Twinkies made from genetically modified corn and corn by-products? I knew I must be brutally honest with myself. The answers to these and other troubling questions is: I have no idea. And where did that leave me, really, but in a broken down time machine in Antarctica? (Sojie) "Jackccccccccccccccccc innnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn theeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee boxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx!" I said. "Hi, my name is Joe. I have a wife and three kids and I work at a button factory. One day my boss said, 'Joe, are you busy?' I said no, "Press the button with your nose."
(Shalom) I wailed and started screaming. Rebecca jumped back up with shock. "Are you insane?" she asked startled. After a while, she jumped into her blimp and sailed away. (Zach) I suddenly woke up and started crying. I don't know why. Maybe I am insane. Maybe I am eccentric. Maybe I am still sleeping. " Fiction is fictionable!!!!!!!" I sobbed. Then I went totally insane. Then I died. The (tragic) End.
"Wait!" Evil Rebecca screamed. "You didn't tell about how I took over the world!"
(Shalom) Wait! I am alive! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH! HALLELUJAH!x100. (Zach) Then I remembered that I forgot who I am. I sit down and think. Then I think some more. Finally, I remember. I am Joe. I have a wife and three kids and I work in a button factory. YES! THAT'S It! I remembered who I am! Suddenly, Evil Rebecca cloned Evil Squiggle. Then two Evil Squiggles blew her up with an atomic bomb.
"Wahaha!" the original Evil Squiggle said as he took over the world. Then he killed his clone. Just then, I realized what was happening. But it was to late. I died 20,200 times and turned into a spider.
The (real and tragic) End.
LOVE IT ZACH!!!!
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