The Supreme Chief Cow of China was mad. He was mad because somebody had put a hamburger under his pillow, and now he had to find the culprit. So he asked his Top Advisor Chiggerdum-da-dum how to find the one who committed this atrocious crime. Chiggerdum-da-dum consulted Detective Farksha Gaploff, who informed the advisor that the criminal was a pig named GoptUUUUUUUUUUgdfhg IV. Chiggerdum-da-dum went to arrest the pig, but to his dismay he found GoptUUUUUUUUUUgdfhg IV backed by an army of cardboard boxes. The boxes put Chiggerdum-da-dum in one of themselves and mailed him to Australia.
“BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!” laughed Chief Box XOJ.
“Nobody can stop me now!” announced GoptUUUUUUUUUUgdfhg IV.
Meanwhile, Chiggerdum-da-dum had found a friendly kangaroo who offered to kick the Chief Cow’s advisor back to China. So Chiggerdum-da-dum fell through the roof of the bovine ruler’s place and landed in the tea.
“AAAHHHHH!” screamed the Supreme Chief Cow as he ran Uruguay.
“Oh no!” said Sir Bottemfork. “Who will rule us now?”
“I will!” said GoptUUUUUUUUUUgdfhg IV as he burst through the door.
“You can’t be king of China!” exclaimed Chiggerdum-da-dum. “The Chief Cow’s closest relative will be”
“I have an army of cardboard boxes behind me!” shouted GoptUUUUUUUUUUgdfhg IV. “Any who resist me will shipped to Australia!”
“Oh ya?” said Chiggerdum-da-dum. “I have a lighted match that will reduce all your boxes to ashes in a few seconds!”
At this revelation, all the boxes of GoptUUUUUUUUUUgdfhg IV’s army fled to Paraguay.
“Arrest him!” said Chiggerdum-da-dum.
“We need a king to order us to arrest someone,” said Sir Bottomfork.
“Then call the police and have them arrest him!”
“We need a king to order us to order us to call the police.”
“Then find a king!”
“We need a king to order us to find a king, and besides, the Supreme Chief Cow had no liveing descendants, so the search will take at at least two months”
So GoptUUUUUUUUUUgdfhg IV got away. Afterwards, Chiggerdum-da-dum looked for 2 months for a new king. While he was doing this Sir Bottomfork starve to death because no one ordered him to eat.
8 minutes after the new king took the throne the former Supreme Chief Cow came back from Uruguay and reclaimed his kingdom. This almost caused a civil war, but Chiggerdum-da-dum informed the new king that if gave up his throne now he would hold the world record for the shortest amount of time ruling a kingdom. So China was saved, GoptUUUUUUUUUUgdfhg IV was defeated and a Civil War was averted, and they all lived happily ever after. (Sojie) So as we said in the first part of this strange story, the cheif wanted a hamburger, so he punched a tooth out of his mouth and left a note along with him tooth, It read: Dear tooth Fairy,
I do not want money this time i would like a hamburger, make that a cheese burger....... or a dubble- dubble, no...... a BIG dubble- dubble animal syle! thanks a bunch!
Cow of China <3. So the next day he lifted up his pillow with excitement, A NOTE!!!!! - (Zach) Chiggerdum-da-dum suddenly woke up from a very strange dream about the Supreme Chief Cow getting a burger from the tooth fairy. But he had no time to dwell on it, for he had to advise the Chief. Oh, did I mention that this is officially now:
Part 2
The Return of GoptUUUUUUUUUUgdfhg IV
"CHIGGERDUM-DA-DUM!" called the Chief Cow. "GO ARREST THE TOOTH FAIRY RIGHT NOW!!!!!!!"
"Why?" asked Chiggerdum-da-dum.
"SHE PUT A HAMBURGER UNDER MY PILLOW!!!! I ASKED FOR LETTUCE AND SHE GAVE ME A HAMBURGER!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh, your lost tooth. I'll go arrest her right away." So Chiggerdum-da-dum went to the Tooth Fairy's castle of Teeth. Meanwhile, in a secret chamber beneath the castle, GoptUUUUUUUUUUgdfhg IV plotted.
"Do you remember what to do?" he asked the mercenary cardboard box U-Haul.
"Yes. As soon Chiggerdum-da-dum walks through I jump up, pack him in myself, and mail him to Australia. Then you pay me 100,000 packing peanuts." replied U-Haul.
"Yes, and be quiet because Chiggerdum-da-dum is coming right now!"
Chiggerdum-da-dum slowly opened the toothy door and peeked inside.
"RARR!" shouted U-Haul. "I will mail you to Australia!"
However, Chiggerdum-da-dum had recently become an apprentice ninja, and he kicked U-Haul, sending the mercenary box flying against the wall.
"YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!" shouted U-Haul. "I AM A BLACK BELT NINJA, TRAINED BY THE FLOWERS OF THE HIMALAYAS!!!!!!!! "
"Why?" asked Chiggerdum-da-dum.
"SHE PUT A HAMBURGER UNDER MY PILLOW!!!! I ASKED FOR LETTUCE AND SHE GAVE ME A HAMBURGER!!!!!!!!!!"
"Oh, your lost tooth. I'll go arrest her right away." So Chiggerdum-da-dum went to the Tooth Fairy's castle of Teeth. Meanwhile, in a secret chamber beneath the castle, GoptUUUUUUUUUUgdfhg IV plotted.
"Do you remember what to do?" he asked the mercenary cardboard box U-Haul.
"Yes. As soon Chiggerdum-da-dum walks through I jump up, pack him in myself, and mail him to Australia. Then you pay me 100,000 packing peanuts." replied U-Haul.
"Yes, and be quiet because Chiggerdum-da-dum is coming right now!"
Chiggerdum-da-dum slowly opened the toothy door and peeked inside.
"RARR!" shouted U-Haul. "I will mail you to Australia!"
However, Chiggerdum-da-dum had recently become an apprentice ninja, and he kicked U-Haul, sending the mercenary box flying against the wall.
"YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!" shouted U-Haul. "I AM A BLACK BELT NINJA, TRAINED BY THE FLOWERS OF THE HIMALAYAS!!!!!!!! "
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