Mikey Finds a Job

It was a bright and sunny day when Mikey the non-turtle arrived in NewYork City. (Mikey is NOT a turtle. That is a very important fact.) Mikey was looking for a job. He had used to work for a calendar eating company, but it (not unexpectedly) went bankrupt. So hundreds of non-turtles lost their jobs. Mikey had tried to find a job in Nevada, Nebraska, Florida, Maine, Montana, Alaska and Iowa. Now he had arrived  in New York.
    "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the person as he ran past Mikey.
    "What is happening?" asked Mikey.
    "There is a fire-breathing giant chasing me!!" exclaimed the person. Mikey looked up and saw what the person was talking about. It was Accacacolac, the fire-breathing giant from Tajikistan. He, along with the armies of Tajikistan and its allies Serbia, Persia and The League of Chairs, were attempting to take over the world. They had already conquered Bolivia, Togo, Vanuatu, Benin, Burundi and Armenia.
     "I must stop them!" Mikey thought. He grabbed a 100-foot tall vaulting pole, leapt over the giant's head and landed on a skyscraper. Accacacolac spun around and seared the skyscraper. Soon Mikey was only standing of a pile of ash.
     "MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed Accacacolac. "Soon I will be king of the world!
     "Oh ya?" said Mikey. He opened a sewer hole on the sidewalk, threw in 100 2-ounce packets of potassium wrapped in thin paper and ran for his life.
     "You can't get away from me!" bellowed Accacacolac. Mikey didn't respond. He was too busy running. BOOM!!!! The sewer exploded. Flames roared out of the ground. Accacacolac was reduced to a pile of ash. Apparently he wasn't fireproof. But Mikey couldn't rest yet. An army of Tajikistan ninjas was approaching rapidly. With them was the most scariest monster in Fiction: Fred, the evil Foo Foo monster. He was 10,000 feet tall, crushed skyscrapers like ants, and carried deadly poison in his fangs. But all the good Foo Foo Monsters of the world came out from under the bed and banded together in New York to fight Fred and his army of Tajikistan ninjas. Mikey was surprised to suddenly see Foo Foo Monsters streaming out of burning building carrying people. The good Foo Foo Monsters saved all the people and took them to Brocker, Fiction. Then they returned to New York and an epic battle ensued. (JUSTIN) The armies fought for 1,000 days. Finally they stopped. Then they started again. Then 3 chairs  arrived from the league of chairs they knocked out all the good Foo Foo Monsters. Then they all died. They came back alive. They went home and stopped fighting. Then more good Foo Foo Monsters fought the evil Fred and emerged victorious. Then they all died. (Maddie) "Evil laugh evil laugh" said Fred as soon as he escaped. What kind of evil laugh is that? Asked the jailer. Everyone had thought he was dead but really he had only gone to visit his buddies, Evil Squiggle and the King of Tajikistan. Now he was back. (Zach) Luckily, Mikey the non-turtle was also back. Everyone had assumed that he had perished in the battle of New York but really he had just gone to Dallas to visit his cousin Ralph the non-turtle. Mikey and Ralph had tried to stop Fred, but he escaped. But now they were ready to save the world from the evil Fred. Luckily Dontello, Mikey's brother, arrived with the singing apple!