Thursday, August 15, 2013

Chapter 2: Delaware

Yaab and his friends soon arrived at the capital of Delaware, Hortybugger. At the entrance to the city they were met by the Chief Policeman.
     "What is your name?" asked the Chief Policeman.
     "Yaab," replied Yaab.
     "Oh no!" yelled the Chief Policeman. "You are breaking the law! I must find the police!" and he dashed into the city and ran around for 3 hours trying to find the police. Meanwhile, Yaab had entered the city.
     "What is your name?" he asked a random person in a bunny suit.
     "Oh no!" he yelled. "You are breaking the law! I must find the police!" and he ran around for 3 hours trying to find the police.
     "Why does everyone think I am breaking the law?" wondered Yaab. Then he was hungry, so he sat down and ate some plums along with Bob and Fred. (Sojie)
"What is your name?" asked a policeman
"My name is Yaab!" he said

(Zach) Yaab came to farm outside of the city. He decided to ask a pig where he was.
     "Where is this place?" he asked.
     "Ouya reaa nia Ikkleboona, naa uburbsa foa Ortybuggerha, Elawareda!" replied the pig.
     "I don't speak that language," replied Yaab.
     "I said, you are Nikkleboon, a suburb of Hortybugger, Delaware. And if you expect to go tromping around the countryside relying on pigs for directions you'd better understand basic Pig Latin! What are you, a foreigner?"
     "Yes," said Yaab.
     "Okay," said the pig. "I will teach you to speak pig latin."
     But before the lesson could begin, a policeman came and arrested Yaab.
     "This is so cool!" exclaimed Yaab. "I've never been arrested before!"
     "But if you are in jail," said Bob. "How will you walk east?"
      "Oh no!" said Yaab. "We must get out of here!" So Fred picked the lock and they continued walking east until they came to a sign that said,

BEWARE! You are now exiting DELAWARE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! DO SO AT YOUR OWN PERIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 


But neither Yaab, nor Bob, nor Fred could read. So they kept walking.

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