Behold the logic

           Purple rhymes with nothing. Orange rhymes with nothing. Therefore, purple and orange rhyme.

          Purple doesn't rhyme with anything, therefore purple rhymes with nothing. If anything rhymes with nothing, why don't purple and anything rhyme?

        If you aren't confused yet, keep reading. If you are confused, you should stop now so your brain doesn't explode.


       If humuhumunukunukuāpua'a rhymes with nothing, humuhumunukunukuāpua'a also rhymes  with purple, orange, and Mississippi. But if anything also rhymes with nothing, why don't all those words rhyme with anything?

Let me know if you are not confused yet and I will write more later.