The Foo Foo Monster

(Soji ) One day I woke up I herd my Mom calling from down stares. but the weird thing was that her iuwr;voice was different. oh no' its the Foo foo monster! my dream came true ! (Chlo)wheek wheek wheek! said the dreaded foo foo monster. swish!plunk!swish!plunk! Ono--the awful pupitre fish are known to be its companion. worse--they poop monster guts and turn you into a rare exotic zach! But wait--what's that?--a hero?--it's--Mason????????????? what are you doing here? ''coming for revenge!'' he said with his evil grin. ''for what??'' a fearful Chloe<friend of Sojie, who ran off at the beginning of the story>cried. ''for blowing up my email with your stupid 'sup?'-long messeges!'' Chloe logged on to her gmail account. sure enough, she'd sent Mason 433 messeges that only asked '' what's up?''. but--- oh no, he'd blown up her email with3,000 letters that only had the letter''i''. ''read them all out loud''mason commented. ''ok, I will.'ay ay ay ay ay... get it?'' Chloe stared at him so long that Mason felt guilty enough to erase his letters. (Zach) So Mason erased his letters. Then he chased the dreaded Foo Foo Monster all the way to Maine. The Foo Foo monster is a terrible, green-skinned creature with three eyes, 50 toes on every foot and no neck. They gain strength from eating poop. "RRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" the monster said. "I will save you!" Super Mason said. "Chomp? YUM!!!!!!!!" Foo Foo monster said. Then it ate up Super Mason in one gulp. So Mason never got his revenge on Chloe. But the Foo Foo monster continued to terrorize the world. One day Professor Zatar. M. Swickzbubble was in his laboratory reading about Foo Foo monsters. "Hmmmmm..." he thought. "I LOVE FOO FOO MONSTERS!" So he married the Foo Foo monster and they had 21 kids. "Oh no!" I said. "Saaaaaaaaaaaaaave me Suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuper Deeeeeeeeeeeebbbie" (Chlo) Chloe was very sad about Mason being gone. ''Evil...FooFoo...monster'' she kept saying to herself. She turned on the TV. "maybe this will cheer me up!" she whimpered hopefully. Only the TV didn't help. in fact, it just made it worse. someone had covered the story of Mason's certain death. Finally, she jumped out of her bed, sniffed loudly, and walked out of her house. "I'm sad, so im gonna do something about it. She grabbed her iPhone(touch screen!) and dialed Debbie, Zach, Rebbeca, and Shalom. I was too afraid of the beast. So They all caught a flight to Maine. "Rebbecca, you scare the monster. Zach, you bribe the monster to open its mouth with cherries. Shalom, you keep its mouth open. Ms.Debbie, you hold me up. And I'll reach in the monster and grab Mason. Every body got it?" every one nodded. But Shalom only whined,"how come you get the best part?" Chloe Shifted her weight to one leg and put a hand on her hip. Because. YOU couldn't care LESS about saving him before, unlike ME." She said the last part a little too braggy. (Zach) "Then I won't help you," Shalom said stubbornly. "Oh no! Then who will hold the monster's mouth open??????????" Chloe wondered. "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!! The Foo Foo monster!!!!" Rebecca screamed. Then she fainted. The Foo Foo monster grabbed Chloe. "Yum! I love to eat chloes!" Then it stuffed Chloe down his throat. Then Super Debbie turned the Foo Foo monster into a word. Now Mason and Chloe are trapped in a word! Suddenly, another Foo Foo Monster appeared and captured Sojie! "Shalom, you go get Pickle Boy. Zach, you rescue Mason and Chloe from the word while I distract the Foo Foo monster." But Super Debbie couldn't turn the Foo Foo monster into word because Professor Zatar M. Swickzbubble had installed an anti-word shield in the beast's stomach. Luckily, Shalom arrived just in time in her new invention, the super word shooter airplane. The super word airplane shooter had two cannons that shot letters. "Oooooohhhhh," said Rebecca. Then she saw the Foo Foo monster and fainted. "I will save you!" said Pickle Boy. (Sha)But Shalom remembered that she needed to finish college and get all 1205 of her degrees. So she did. 5 seconds later she was done with all that and got a degree in the un-cureing of semi chronic Asheratitus and turned into Dr.Shalom Merriman UCSCA. Then she rushed back(Shalom's her name. Speed's her game)and saved Mason and Chloe from the FooFoo Monster. Unfortunately, in the process, she turned into Asher and was wearing peachy beach clothes. Also he was eaten by the FooFoo Monster and didn't care because Chloe had hurt his feelings so much. But then his brother Zane the robot ninja came and saved her. Teh(yes, teh)end!!!! (cutie C)But wait, if its teh end, it can't be the end. this means the pregnancy of another story... (Zach) not the end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!