The Jetpack Chronicles

(0% Awesome) Once there was a boy named Mason. He was born with a jetpack on his back. He also lived with a bryden that was very jealous of his jetpack. One day Mason was giving his friend Shalom a ride on his jetpack when the bryden suddenly ran out the house and stole it. The bryden took the jetpack to the middle of a deep, dark forest before trying it on. But the jetpack remembered its true owner and shook the bryden off - straight into the mouth of a giant brydeneater! The jetpack flew away quickly in search of Mason. But it ran out  of fuel and landed in the forest. Then it named itself Bob.
Meanwhile, Mason and Shalom were searching all over town for the jetpack and the bryden. Finally they found someone who had seen the bryden take the jetpack into the deep, dark forest.
"Beware!" he said. "The deep, dark forest is full of gillsmats, snikes and giant brydeneaters!"
"I don't care," said Mason. "I am going to find my jetpack!"
(Shalom) Shalom cringed. "I hate gillsmats and snikes, but I love brydeneaters! And besides, I know that in order to solve 566 times 5 you need to know how to carry. Multiply the 6 by 5, carry the 3. Multiply 5 times 6 again, then add the 3, carry the 3 again, 5 times 5, add the 3, kill your brother, and the result is 2,830, a dead sibling and an angry mom." "What the grape?" a random Chloe burst out of a rahjquiriodhas random bush (if you want to live happily, you might as well forget the word rahjquiriodhas isn't in being). (Zach) "AAAAAAAAHHH!" Shalom screamed. She was scared of chloes. Then Mason and Shalom ran into the deep, dark forest. But before they found Mason's jetpack, they ran into a lonely snike with 0 siblings. "Waaah!" the snike cried. Just then, the snike's mom appeared and called, "Dinnertime!" The snike ran away and a dinner of random fruits. "Oh, I wish we had a chloe," the snike said.

(Shalom) The curios chloe followed at a safe distance so she wouldn't get caught. As Mason and Shalom were running into the forest, they found a small can in the shape of a jet pack with a large X on it. Mason screamed. "Oh for cryin' out loud!" Shalom slapped her forehead so hard that she forgot who Mason was; she thought she was boy named Asher from New Jersey! Mason crept back to were he had lost his friend. He looked around and only saw a boy in peachy beach clothes up some bamboo stalks! What had become of Shalom?!??! (Zach) "Hi, I'm Asher. I came from New Jersey and have no idea how I got here," the boy said. "You are in the middle of the deep dark forest, and it is full of gillsmats, snikes and brydeneaters!" Asher cringed. "I hate gillsmats and snikes, but I love brydeneaters! And besides, I know that in order to solve 566 times 5 you need to know how to carry. Multiply the 6 by 5, carry the 3. Multiply 5 times 6 again, then add the 3, carry the 3 again, 5 times 5, add the 3, kill your brother, and the result is 2,830, a dead sibling and an angry mom." Suddenly, a gillsmat jumped out of a tree and landed on Asher's head. "Aaaaaaaaaaah!" Asher screamed. Now it is time for a commercial break. You may be wondering what gillsmats, snikes, brydens, giant brydeneaters and chloes are. Now you can find out! Call 111-111-1111 and find out everything you need know about fictionable animals! Now, back to the story!(Shalom) Mason grabbed a brydeneater and slapped it on the gillsmat on Asher's, formerly Shalom's head. But Mason didn't know that. Asher pushed a large stone on the gillsmat's face and said, "Who are you looking for?" "A girl named Shalom with brown hair, brown eyes and cargo shorts. By the way, you know what is really freaky?" "What, you?" Mason got sooo sooo mad that he punched Asher right after he turned back into Shalom. "Hey!!! What was that for?!?!?" She punched him upside the chin and knocked him partially out. Mason muttered, " I never knew a girl could sock some one so hard!" Then Mason realized that his jetpack was on his back! Then Shalom went to the doctors office; she felt like an Asher. Then the doctor told her she had Sonic-Asheroniatitus! "What is Sonic-Asheroniatitus?" you may ask. Well, it is sort of like nitro-chloeness, but it turns Shaloms into Ashers. So forever she would off and on turn into a Asher. THE END