"Quick, John, change the subject before Evil Squiggle's giant hamster spans three continents and results in a worldwide lack of confidence in cupcakes baked before 1943!" shouted Tim as he burst into the computer filled room.
"I'm trying to hack into Evil Squiggle's computer, but the password is 7,462 digits long!" replied John.
"Hurry! The hamster is growing larger by the second!"
"I got it!" shouted John triumphantly.
"What was the password?" asked Tim.
"Wel13okgrjhgn436ynye6rgn78TB4NTN7ER4Tn87t6b 6BVTbB nuiregfmnre7tyn4n57tGGTYFH6B76B ^&^&&^%^VC%^.............." began John. "I think I'll tell you later. Right now I need to find the document on hamster care." John clicked a hamster-shaped icon on the screen. "Here it is! Owning a hamster can be a lot of fun, but also a lot of work. To properly care for your hamster you will need to...."
"John!" exclaimed Tim. "Stop reading about hamsters! We need to change the subject!"
"But the subject is about hamsters right now." said John. "How can I change it if I don't know what it's about??????"
So John studied hamsters for 3 hours while Tim anxiously monitored the evil genius's hamster's progress with the Hamster Meter app on his iPhone.
"All right, I'm ready!" announced John.
"Hurry! The hamster weighs 300 tons!" Tim said frantically.
"I just have to find the subject changer app....here it is." replied John. "What? It needs an update?!?! One that will take 2 hours to install?!?!? This is terrible!!!!!!!!!"
"What will we do?" wondered Tim.
(Sojie) " Ummmm use my phone! My phone has a program that instantly installs everything!" Said John.
" Hurry up!" Yelled Tim.
"I'm trying to hack into Evil Squiggle's computer, but the password is 7,462 digits long!" replied John.
"Hurry! The hamster is growing larger by the second!"
"I got it!" shouted John triumphantly.
"What was the password?" asked Tim.
"Wel13okgrjhgn436ynye6rgn78TB4NTN7ER4Tn87t6b 6BVTbB nuiregfmnre7tyn4n57tGGTYFH6B76B ^&^&&^%^VC%^.............." began John. "I think I'll tell you later. Right now I need to find the document on hamster care." John clicked a hamster-shaped icon on the screen. "Here it is! Owning a hamster can be a lot of fun, but also a lot of work. To properly care for your hamster you will need to...."
"John!" exclaimed Tim. "Stop reading about hamsters! We need to change the subject!"
"But the subject is about hamsters right now." said John. "How can I change it if I don't know what it's about??????"
So John studied hamsters for 3 hours while Tim anxiously monitored the evil genius's hamster's progress with the Hamster Meter app on his iPhone.
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"Hurry! The hamster weighs 300 tons!" Tim said frantically.
"I just have to find the subject changer app....here it is." replied John. "What? It needs an update?!?! One that will take 2 hours to install?!?!? This is terrible!!!!!!!!!"
"What will we do?" wondered Tim.
(Sojie) " Ummmm use my phone! My phone has a program that instantly installs everything!" Said John.
" Hurry up!" Yelled Tim.
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