Pepper da hamsta

This is the story of the life of Pepper the non Hamster, by Pepper herself.
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(Zach) But then Pepper died! I was so sad, I cried for 340 hours before I realized that Pepper had left me an inheritance: an ancient, yellow map of the Jitfard Forest and the surrounding regions. Attached to it was note that read:

Dear Sojie,

If you are reading this, I am probably dead. This means you must embark on an epic quest to find the Toe of the Golmc and save the world from a Dark Menace that will soon threaten the freedom of hamsters everywhere. To complete this quest you will need the map I gave you, as well the Key to the Gates of Turkoc, which can find buried under the 3rd segment of the 5th tunnel in my house. Before you go, you must select a wise and faithful traveling companion to go on the quest with you, for one hamster alone cannot descend into the Fane of teh Toe. That is all I can tell you now. You must go. NOW! Lest the Dark Menace encompass all earth and enslave all hamsters forever. Good Luck!

(Sojie)

"I, I, I LOVE toes!!!!"

Sojourner cried out while her

 weird friends stared at her 

(Zach) That was a haiku poem by Sojie telling what she did after she read Pepper's letter.

"Now I must choose a companion to go on a quest with me," said Sojie. She picked Maddie. After retrieving The Key to the Gates of Turkoc, Sojie and Maddie ventured to the Jitfard Forest to begin the Quest.

"Ok," said Sojie. "All we have to do is go into the forest, find the Toe of the Golmc, and save the world. Sounds simple, but it isn't."

"What is the Toe of the Golmc, anyway?" asked Maddie.

"Well, I did some research before we left and I found.... nothing. I Googled Golmc, Turckoc and the Fane of teh Toe, all with no results. Nor could I find anything about a Dark Menace threatening the world."

(sojie) Sojie and Maddie reached Toe of the Golmc!

Suddenly, a hamster came and ate the Toe! Oh no! it also found a bowl with seeds! yeah yeah yeah!!! (Maddie) The hamster was so cute that NO one could resist I scooped her up and turned to Maddie. "What should we name her?" I asked.

 "How about........." Maddie studied the hamster. "Sugar!" she said at last. I grinned.

"Let's go find some barf syrup so we can make Sugar barf and get that toe!'' We turned toward the syrup shop to get syrup for Sugar. Sugar squeaked. I filled my pockets full of seeds to keep her busy during our journey.  (ZACH) Suddenly a huge black shape flew overhead and blotted out the sun!

"The Dark Menace!" I gasped.

"BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" laughed the Dark Menace. "I'm gonna take over the world!"

"Oh no! We'd better find some barf syrup quick!" said Maddie.

"Where's Sugar going?" I said. "She's running away from the Dark Menace!" Sugar had jumped out of Maddie's pocket and was scurrying away into the bushes of the jungle. She had a white slip of paper in her mouth.

"I WILL DESTROY THAT HAMSTER!" shouted the Dark Menace. The shapeless black blob dived out of the sky and plummeted towards Sugar. 

"NOOOOO! YOU WON'T!!!!!" yelled Maddie. She grabbed a stick and stabbed the Dark Menace.

"YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!" screamed the blob. But then Sugar ran up and barfed all over it. "EWW! THAT'S SOOOO GROSS!" said the Menace. Then it saw the Toe of the Golmc. "AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!" it screamed. "THE TOE!!!! MY ONLY WEAKNESS!" It paused over and wrapped its shadowed form over the Toe. "THIS IS A FAKE TOE! HA! YOU'LL NEVER FIND THE REAL TOE! YOU CANNOT DEFEAT ME!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!"

Then the Dark Menace flew away.

"That was close!" said Maddie.

"But how we will find the real Toe?" I wondered aloud.

"Squeak!" said Sugar.

"Look at that slip of paper!" said Maddie. I bent down and picked it up. It was Pepper's note! Suddenly Sugar jumped up and took the note out of my hand. The hamster turned the note over. 

"There's more writing on the back!" I said amazed.

P.S: The Toe of the Golmc lies beyond the Gates of Turkoc, which are hidden somewhere in the Jitfard Forest. The exact location of the Gates will be revealed on the map this is attached when the proper formula is applied. Then many things once hidden will become known. 

P.P.S: Many false toes grow on trees throughout the Forest. Hamsters like to eat them. But do not be deceived! The true Toe can be found only the Fane of the Toe. (You might want to try one these fake toes. They're delicious.)

"I wish we had known of this earlier," said Maddie,.