A monkey who loves gummy bears.

One day there was a monkey who LOVED gummy bears.He loved them so much he went on a quest to find a land that was made out of gummy bears. " My goodness this is awesome mmmmmm''! Once there was walking gummy bears. So he made a house out of gummy bears but they all ran away.So he made a house out of regular stuff like bricks bricks and more bricks. Then a tiger named Timmy ate him and took over his house. The next day Timmy ate 3 antelopes, 2 turtles and one monkey named Bob. But he was still hungry. So he left gummy bear land and went to the land of potatoes. Timmy ate 346 potatoes.

(Debbie)

After all those potatoes, Timmy was ill. After all, potatoes are not the natural food of a tiger. Tigers are native to Fiction, and have always thrived on Fictional pasta with Alfredo sauce and a touch of Ta-patio, all of which are native to Fiction. Timmy ended up at the doctor, who sent him to the belly surgeon for an emergency spudectomy. Sadly, the doctor removed not only the spuds but also Timmy's squiggle, the tiny hammer-shaped organ that nestles right under the spud receptacle. Without a squiggle, there was little hope for Timmy to live a normal life. (Sojie) I'm Bord Zach! said a looco rooco named kulche in a high voice.And I can  kill the tiger but first I have to get very FAT and SCARY and UGLY!