Book Review

The word "broccoli" appears twice in Hyder P. Schniffgat's 422 page novel,  A Perplexing Conundrum  of Indescribable Proportions. The book, which was rated 7.598756436120005424 stars United Book Review, chronicles the adventures of Toklaham Veruzia, who flies to the moon on a cash register along with Kimy Ittkak, a rare coin collector who owns an Ancient Bridgian coin worth $4,000,000 in today's money. But when the coin is stolen by the evil Blootybloot Bigface, Toklaham builds an explosive revenue and winds up on Mars, where he makes millions of dollars from selling iPads to the Martians. Then he builds a flying toe from jelly and returns to earth.

Reviews for A Perplexing Conundrum  of Indescribable Proportions:

"I love my pet centipede!"
                                     -Koalas, Inc.

"7.598756436120005424 stars!"
                                     -United Book Reviews

"7.598756436120005424 stars!"

                                     -John's Tale

"Hey, you copied us!"

                                    -United Book Reviews

"This book was so inspiring! It gave me a new plan to conquer the world!"

                                                                                                               -Evil Squiggle