The Jetpack Chronicles #3

      Once upon a time there was a boy named Mason. Mason was born with a jetpack on his back. One day Mason had been giving his friend Shalom a ride on his jetpack when a bryden stole it and ran into the Deep, Dark Forest. The bryden was consumed by a brydeneater and Shalom helped Mason recover the jetpack. In the process, however, she caught Sonic-Asheronititus, a deadly disease that causes its victim to periodically turn into Asher. Mason and Chloe went on a quest to the Land of Gummy Bears to find the magical gummy flower, which could cure Sonic-Asheronititus. When they reached the Land of Gummy Bears, they helped the gummy bears overthrow the cruel tyrant the Evil Gummy King. They picked the gummy flowers, boiled them in coffee and gave it to Shalom, who drank it and was instantly cured.

     One day Mason drank some octopus blood. He thought is was fruit punch. Then suddenly he collapsed on the floor!!!!!!!!!! Shalom and Chloe rushed him to the hospital. The doctor said that Mason had nitro-chloeness and would turn into a chloe if they did not get him wart juice. (See Rebecca and the Deadly Pickle) Chloe did not like the idea of Mason turning into her, so she asked the doctor were she could get wart juice.

     "Wart juice grows only on the Island of Madagascar, in the Jungles of Captain Gatorbuns. You must pick the wart plant and squeeze the juice."

    Chloe and Shalom went to The Monkey Who Loves Gummy Bears for advice.

    "I will give you advice, but first you must check your mailbox," said The Monkey Who Loves Gummy Bears.

     "My mailbox?" wondered Shalom. She went home and looked in her mailbox. She found a letter from Aporcius, the mayor of the Land of Gummy Bears.

     "Please come and help" Shalom read. "The Evil Gummy King has built an army of gummy werewolves again and is trying to conquer the Land of Gummy Bears!!!!!"

     "That's terrible!" exclaimed Chloe.

     "I will go to the Land of Gummy Bears," said The Monkey Who Loves Gummy Bears. "You must continue on your quest for wart juice. But do not take a plane back from the Island of Madagascar! Wart juice at high altitudes becomes octopus blood. You must sail back from Madagascar."

     So Chloe and Shalom got on a plane to Madagascar. The Monkey Who Loves Gummy Bears started going through the Deep, Dark Forest to the Land of Gummy Bears. When The Monkey Who Loves Gummy Bears arrived at the Land of Gummy Bears, the first thing he saw was Nigris Arcem. Nigris Arcem was the Evil Gummy King’s castle. The walls were made out of black gummyness. Inside was a gummy factory that kept making gummy werewolves for the King’s army. Every second a new gummy werewolf was made. A long stream of soldier werewolves was steadily flowing out of Nigris Arcem. There were to many for the gummy bear army to defeat. Fortunately, Monkey Who Loves Gummy Bear was also a ninja, and he destroyed then ate the gummy werewolf army. Then he burped.