Prinderella and the Cince

Tonce upon a wime there was a gretty little pirl named Prinderella, she had two sisty uglers and a micked wedstutter, who made her flub the scoors, wean the clindows, and do all the other wirty dork. Wasn't that a shirty dame? One day the Ping issued a kroclamation that all the gellidable irls were invited to a drancy fess ball! Prinderella did'nt have a drancy fess, she only had a wirty fess, but it fid'nt dit! Then suddenly Prinderella's gairy fodmother appeared and changed the wirty fess into a drancy fess, the cumpkin in to a poach, the hice into morses! "But," said the gairy fodmother, " you must be home by the moke of stridnight"
Prinderella and the Cince pranced, and pranced! At the moke of stridnight prinderella ran down the stalece peps, and on the bottom pep she sloped her dripper!!!
The next day the Ping issued another kroclamation that all the girls drie on the tripper. the two sisty uglers slipped on the tripper but it fid'nt dit, the micked wedstutter tried on the tripper, but it fid'nt dit, Prinderella tried on the tripper, and it fid dit!!! So prinderella and the cince lived happily ever after, nor that was'nt a shirty dame was it?