"Bleeg, bleeg, bleeg!" said Pargaf Y. Cgiop the gillsmat as he kicked the big red button in the center of the pink floral wall. Instantly, a blue rose in the top left corner turned three times. Pargaf grabbed the rose and pulled hard, causing a section of the wall to slide into the floor. The gillsmat walked down the narrow hallway revealed by the disappearing wall. After he was about halfway to the 5 - foot thick steel door and the other end of the bare hallway, he spun around five times and said, "Gichy, oogtoy, amyfay3!" The section of wall slid back into place, closing the secret passageway.
As Pargaf approached the steel door, he sang in a loud, clear voice, "Angyr oh hoh, bleeg bleeg!"
The door swung open, revealing a large room with the sides filled with chairs. In the center, mounted on an elevated platform, was a gillsmat with a yellow tail and wearing a dark blue suit. Pargaf walked past 12 rows to reach the 9th chair in the 14th row. (There was no 13th row. Gillsmats are notoriously superstitious.) In front of his seat was a sign that read, Deep, Dark Forest.
"Cgiop!" bellowed the blue-suited gillsmat in the center. "You're late. We had to delay the beginning of the 1st Annual International Gillsmats Convention 2 minutes because of you!"
"Sorry, Defherg" mumbled Pargaf.
Defherg glared at Pargaf for a second. "Don't be lated again," he said. "Now that the representatives of the 14 Territories of the Gillsmats have arrived, we will begin the 1st Annual International Gillsmats Convention. We will start our meeting with the gillsmat anthem."
"There is no gillsmat anthem," piped up a young gillsmat in a dark brown suit sitting in the second row. In front of his seat was a sign identifying him as representative of the gillsmat territory in Hazbo - Gogia.
"Well then make one up!" shouted Defherg.
"How?" asked the Hazbo - Gogian representative, who's name was Ferzy.
"The representatives of the 14 Territories will come down and compose the anthem," replied Defherg. Parghaf, Ferzy and 11 other gillsmats walked down and formed a circle around Defherg.
"Where's the representative of the Nonexistent Colony?" asked Defherg.
"The Nonexistent Colony, as its name implies, is nonexistent." said Ferzy. "It was created solely so there would not be 13 Gillsmat Territories, which would surely bring horrible luck on gillsmats worldwide."
"But now there's 13 representatives," stated Defherg. "The convention is doomed!"
Sojie- suddenely, Mckenna Murphy appeared and saved the day!!!!
" I will help you!!!!" She said bravely... and then suddenly, they all died happily- ever- after...
The End Of The Story........
Except..... The Story may go on!!!!!!!!
(Zach) "THE STORY MUST GO ON!" shouted Jonathan Uprike. "We must find the Jetpack of the Gillsmats!" It had been a long, hot day for the archeological expedition exploring the ruins of the once-great gillsmat city of Djan Der in the North African territory Hazbo - Gogia. For 300 years, Djan Der had been the capital of the Gillsmat Empire, until one day Epic War suddenly erupted between the gillsmats and the Y-Bs of Kimmaty. After 47.56426642675 years of fighting, the gillsmat army finally defeated the Y-Bs. But the war had left the empire weak, and soon enemies captured it and it was divided up into many pieces. Now Jon and the rest of the team were excavating the ruins of Djan Der in what was now a territory of the League of Chairs.
"The Jetpack of the Gillsmats is probably just a legend anyway," said Guthaor Junejer.
( Sojie) Ooooo a legend!" The gillsmats all chorused in aw.
" Shush! Silence! No more of this girly-like "oooooo," and "awwwwww" Demanded Defherg.
(Zach) "I will tell you the Legend of the Jetpack of the Gillsmats," said Ferzy. "Once upon a time there was a Jetpack. Its name was Bob. It had been made by Mason, the Master Jetpacksmith who had born with a jetpack on his back. That was why he knew so much about jetpacks, and why the ones made by him were the best in the world. Mason sold Bob the Jetpack to a person named Gloob Purfff. One day Gloob was flying his new jetpack around when a Foo Foo Monster ate him. 'Ewwww, this so gross!" said Gloob when he saw the inside of the monster's belly.
'And you gave me indigestion!' said the Foo Foo Monster. So he vomited up Gloob but kept the jetpack in his stomach. Then the monster went on a trip to visit his cousin George, who lived under the bed of the King of Gillsmats, Daylert.
(Sojie) " oooo a Jet pack!" The gillmats said again.
"Grrrrrruuuuuuffffff!!!!!!!!!! STop that! AND I MEAN IT!!!" Grumped Defherg.
Suddenly out of the blue Defherg started to bark!
" Ruff Ruff! RRRRUUUFFF!!!!!!" He demanded
everyone gasped, he was really the evil dog of,of,of, BERGINSTEIN!!!!!
"WAIT! I haven't finished the legend yet!" said Ferzy.
"FIN-ish the LEG-end, FIN-ish the LEG-end!" chanted the crowd.
"So," began Ferzy. "The Foo Foo Monster visited his cousin George. While he was there, he defecated the jetpack. Now, the jetpack had reacted with the stomach juices of the monster, causing it to become.......
THE GOLDEN JETPACK OF THE FOO FOO MONSTERS! This jetpack had magical powers, including the power to summon potatoes from ANYWHERE in the world! Now, potatoes where King Daylert's favorite food, and when he heard that a potato-summoning jetpack was under his bed, he resolved to gain it, whatever the cost. If Daylert had the jetpack, he could use it to steal potatoes from the Garden of the King of Delaware, where the juiciest, most delicious potatoes in the world grew. Many, many times Daylert had sent spies to sneak into the garden and steal a potato for him, but no one had ever been able to get through the laser-traps of doom. 'I WILL get that jetpack, and then I will have all the potatoes I could ever want!' Daylert demanded that the Foo Foo Monster give him the jetpack. But the Foo Foo Monster refused. Daylert summoned his guards to force the jetpack away from the monster. But the George ate all the guards. Daylert rallied his entire army and they charged at two Foo Foo Monsters. But George sent out a call to all the Foo Foo Monsters in the world. Soon, Foo Foo Monsters were streaming out from under beds to protect the jetpack. But George betrayed the original Foo Foo Monster in this story and stole the jetpack from him. When the Foo Foo Monsters arrived, George was holding the jetpack. The monsters crowned George as their king. King George led his army against the forces of King Daylert. The two armies clashed on a field just outside the capital city of Djan Der. The battle raged for hours and hours, with many casualties on both sides. Finally, King George called the retreat. King Daylert had won the battle, but George had escaped with the jetpack.
As Pargaf approached the steel door, he sang in a loud, clear voice, "Angyr oh hoh, bleeg bleeg!"
The door swung open, revealing a large room with the sides filled with chairs. In the center, mounted on an elevated platform, was a gillsmat with a yellow tail and wearing a dark blue suit. Pargaf walked past 12 rows to reach the 9th chair in the 14th row. (There was no 13th row. Gillsmats are notoriously superstitious.) In front of his seat was a sign that read, Deep, Dark Forest.
"Cgiop!" bellowed the blue-suited gillsmat in the center. "You're late. We had to delay the beginning of the 1st Annual International Gillsmats Convention 2 minutes because of you!"
"Sorry, Defherg" mumbled Pargaf.
Defherg glared at Pargaf for a second. "Don't be lated again," he said. "Now that the representatives of the 14 Territories of the Gillsmats have arrived, we will begin the 1st Annual International Gillsmats Convention. We will start our meeting with the gillsmat anthem."
"There is no gillsmat anthem," piped up a young gillsmat in a dark brown suit sitting in the second row. In front of his seat was a sign identifying him as representative of the gillsmat territory in Hazbo - Gogia.
"Well then make one up!" shouted Defherg.
"How?" asked the Hazbo - Gogian representative, who's name was Ferzy.
"The representatives of the 14 Territories will come down and compose the anthem," replied Defherg. Parghaf, Ferzy and 11 other gillsmats walked down and formed a circle around Defherg.
"Where's the representative of the Nonexistent Colony?" asked Defherg.
"The Nonexistent Colony, as its name implies, is nonexistent." said Ferzy. "It was created solely so there would not be 13 Gillsmat Territories, which would surely bring horrible luck on gillsmats worldwide."
"But now there's 13 representatives," stated Defherg. "The convention is doomed!"
Sojie- suddenely, Mckenna Murphy appeared and saved the day!!!!
" I will help you!!!!" She said bravely... and then suddenly, they all died happily- ever- after...
The End Of The Story........
Except..... The Story may go on!!!!!!!!
(Zach) "THE STORY MUST GO ON!" shouted Jonathan Uprike. "We must find the Jetpack of the Gillsmats!" It had been a long, hot day for the archeological expedition exploring the ruins of the once-great gillsmat city of Djan Der in the North African territory Hazbo - Gogia. For 300 years, Djan Der had been the capital of the Gillsmat Empire, until one day Epic War suddenly erupted between the gillsmats and the Y-Bs of Kimmaty. After 47.56426642675 years of fighting, the gillsmat army finally defeated the Y-Bs. But the war had left the empire weak, and soon enemies captured it and it was divided up into many pieces. Now Jon and the rest of the team were excavating the ruins of Djan Der in what was now a territory of the League of Chairs.
"The Jetpack of the Gillsmats is probably just a legend anyway," said Guthaor Junejer.
( Sojie) Ooooo a legend!" The gillsmats all chorused in aw.
" Shush! Silence! No more of this girly-like "oooooo," and "awwwwww" Demanded Defherg.
(Zach) "I will tell you the Legend of the Jetpack of the Gillsmats," said Ferzy. "Once upon a time there was a Jetpack. Its name was Bob. It had been made by Mason, the Master Jetpacksmith who had born with a jetpack on his back. That was why he knew so much about jetpacks, and why the ones made by him were the best in the world. Mason sold Bob the Jetpack to a person named Gloob Purfff. One day Gloob was flying his new jetpack around when a Foo Foo Monster ate him. 'Ewwww, this so gross!" said Gloob when he saw the inside of the monster's belly.
'And you gave me indigestion!' said the Foo Foo Monster. So he vomited up Gloob but kept the jetpack in his stomach. Then the monster went on a trip to visit his cousin George, who lived under the bed of the King of Gillsmats, Daylert.
(Sojie) " oooo a Jet pack!" The gillmats said again.
"Grrrrrruuuuuuffffff!!!!!!!!!! STop that! AND I MEAN IT!!!" Grumped Defherg.
Suddenly out of the blue Defherg started to bark!
" Ruff Ruff! RRRRUUUFFF!!!!!!" He demanded
everyone gasped, he was really the evil dog of,of,of, BERGINSTEIN!!!!!
"WAIT! I haven't finished the legend yet!" said Ferzy.
"FIN-ish the LEG-end, FIN-ish the LEG-end!" chanted the crowd.
"So," began Ferzy. "The Foo Foo Monster visited his cousin George. While he was there, he defecated the jetpack. Now, the jetpack had reacted with the stomach juices of the monster, causing it to become.......
THE GOLDEN JETPACK OF THE FOO FOO MONSTERS! This jetpack had magical powers, including the power to summon potatoes from ANYWHERE in the world! Now, potatoes where King Daylert's favorite food, and when he heard that a potato-summoning jetpack was under his bed, he resolved to gain it, whatever the cost. If Daylert had the jetpack, he could use it to steal potatoes from the Garden of the King of Delaware, where the juiciest, most delicious potatoes in the world grew. Many, many times Daylert had sent spies to sneak into the garden and steal a potato for him, but no one had ever been able to get through the laser-traps of doom. 'I WILL get that jetpack, and then I will have all the potatoes I could ever want!' Daylert demanded that the Foo Foo Monster give him the jetpack. But the Foo Foo Monster refused. Daylert summoned his guards to force the jetpack away from the monster. But the George ate all the guards. Daylert rallied his entire army and they charged at two Foo Foo Monsters. But George sent out a call to all the Foo Foo Monsters in the world. Soon, Foo Foo Monsters were streaming out from under beds to protect the jetpack. But George betrayed the original Foo Foo Monster in this story and stole the jetpack from him. When the Foo Foo Monsters arrived, George was holding the jetpack. The monsters crowned George as their king. King George led his army against the forces of King Daylert. The two armies clashed on a field just outside the capital city of Djan Der. The battle raged for hours and hours, with many casualties on both sides. Finally, King George called the retreat. King Daylert had won the battle, but George had escaped with the jetpack.
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