Joy, oh Joy

(Shalom) "Paper Pails of Purple Pluming Plump Ping Pong spheres and Wild Willy Wonderzondervondan in a Wickedly Wacky World of Weird Weather is coming to the Already Armed Ampul Army base in Papa Old Zinnia to destroy the town of the Green Gross Gables of Gerblegoble. Unfortunately, The Papa Old Zinnian people don't have ears, so they won't be able to stop the Ping Pong Spheres! The people of Green Gross Gables of Gerblegoble will die if something for the better doesn't happen. Now back to our regular programing." (Zach) "Buy Pink Propeller's Pathetically Powerful Plan Anti-Sunscreen! Pink Propeller's Pathetically Powerful Plan Anti-Sunscreen is an extreme-strength emetic that guarantees sunburn every time you go out! With it's-" "STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!" screamed Bob Bigfoot, president of Muscleania. "This is boring! I want something exciting!" "Ok," said Pyn the pickle slicer, who was also the broadcaster of this radio program. Beside him, his friend Pijjle the pickle leaped with joy. Pijjle had been leaping with ever since he heard that Green Gross Gables of Gerblegoble was going to be destroyed. He hated Green Gross Gables of Gerblegoble because he was a pickle, and the people of Green Gross Gables of Gerblegoble were pickle slicers. The only reason he friends with Pyn was because Pyn was a vegetarian. (sojie)  helloooooooooo  said a foo foo monster that was very interested in the  conversation. hello hello hello!! said Norma jean  constantly.