Silly Writing: Weirdos

And, from the new art museum, our new master piece, Sojie merriman!!!!

( Cheers in back round, then they all whisper.)

(Zach) "Those are the worst pictures EVER! Their so weird! I hate them!" screams the Normal Person from Non-Fiction.
(Sojie) All of the people blinked for a second, then someone stood up and shouted,
" Normal is boring!!! YOU ARE NORMAL,AND YOU ARE BORING!!!!"
" Normal is boring! normal is boring! normal is boring!!!!!" Everyone chanted, all except the "Normal Person From Non Fiction". (Zach) Then they all burped. The Great Burp, as it later become known as, exploded 3,000 windows, knocked down 456 towers and caused a massive earthquake that destroyed 4 towns and could be felt as far away as Non-Fiction.
"AAAAAAHHHHHH!" said everybody as all the windows burst outwards and violent shaking racked the art museum. Suddenly a 400,000 ton flying Foo Foo Monster from Mars swooped down from the sky, scooped the building up in its enormous claws, and, with a mighty flap of its even enormouser wings, (which cast the entire region in shadow and caused a hurricane), sped upwards back to its home on Mars.
"AAARRRGGGGG!" said the Normal Person. "I hate weird things happening! I hate Foo Foo Monsters! They're too fictional!" (Maddie) "To bad!!! screamed the Foo Foo monster. ''Be quiet before I eat you!" Suddenly The Normal Person began to cry. He cried and cried and cried and cried and cri- OKAY! already! We get the point so be QUIET!!!!!!!!!!!! screamed the Random Announcer in a Bunny Suit. Everyone looked at him. "I am the ONLY person here who LOVES those pictures. They are amazing and they are WEIRD!!!!!!!!!! Sojie is THE WEIRDEST thingamerbobber on earth!!!!!"
(Zach) But the Normal Person continued crying. He cried so much he caused a flood. Thus the pattern of unnatural natural disaster in this story continues.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIÏIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed the Announcer. Everyone looked at him. "Why are looking at me?" he asked.
"Because you were screaming," said a Fictionable Person. "Why were screaming?"
"Because its fun. Don't you love screaming?" replied the Announcer.
"Let's scream together!" shouted another Fictionable Person.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!" screamed everyone in the Museum.
"QUIET!!!!!" screamed the Foo Foo Monster. "My ears almost exploded!" By now the monster was nearing Mars. (Maddie) "Quick!" Said the random announcer in a bunny suit. "Scream so the Foo Foo Monster explodes!"
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KABOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The Foo Foo Monster exploded! Unfortunately the Foo Foo Monster dropped the Musem, so they began to fall into nothingness, but the were very fortunate because the building landed exactly were it belongs, so it didn't squish anybody.
"Hooray for the announcer!" yelled every one. "Hooray for the amazingly weird pictures!" The only one wasn't happy was the Normal Person who was busy yelling how much he hated weirdness. At least ALMOST everyone was happy. The End!............. Wait! The story must go on! It is NOT done! Let us continue! So the announcer framed each picture and prepared for the ribbon cutting.
"Who shall cut the ribbon?" he said. ME! ME! ME! ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! screamed everyone except the Normal Person who had begun to cry again.
"WAIT!!!!" said the announcer why are there puddles all over the floor?" Everyone stared at the crying Normal Person. "WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sobbed the Normal Person. "Why are you crying?" asked the announcer who happened to be very kind hearted. "I HATE weird things and I want every thing to be back to NORMAL like at home!"
"Than go home which my teleporter machine!" said the Announcer.
(Zach) "But teleporter machines are WIERD!!!! I want to go home a NORMAL way!"
BOOM! went the cannon.
"Oh no! The museum is besieged!" said the Announcer. "Quick! Everyone go to the guard towers!" So everyone ran outside and saw the museum was surrounded by the Army of the League of Chairs! The General of the Chairs, Couch, commanding 3,000 infantry chairs, 1,500 artillery chairs, 750 tank chairs, 325 ninja chairs and one Himalayan Frost Giant named Fluffy.
"I HATE my name!" shouted Fluffy. "Fluffy is a CUTE and CUDDLY name! I am NOT CUTE OR CUDDLY! I AM BIG AND TERRIFYING AND YOU SHOULD FLEE BEFORE ME!!!!!"
"I think Fluffy is good name for you," said Couch.
"NO!" said Fluffy. "I AM CHANGING MY NAME TO THE BIGGEST, SCARIEST MONSTER IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!!!! You can call me TiBiSMINTU for short."
"Alright TiBiSMINTU," said General Couch. "You can lead the first attack on the north wall. I am giving you 200 infantry to command."
"ATTACK!!!!!!!" said TiBiSMINTU. 200 chairs charged towards the wall and began climbing it.
"We must stop them!" said the Announcer. "All Thumb Wrestlers go to the north wall!" So all the Thumb Wrestlers in the Announcer's Army left and the Guard Tower and started thumb wrestling the chairs that had breached the wall while the Announcer tried to get an idea of what troops he commanded.
"Ok, there's about 200 professional Thumb Wrestlers, 300 random people in bunny suits with no thumb training whatsoever and one Normal Person who'll be worse than useless in the upcoming battle... Oh look, reinforcements are coming!"
Suddenly 5,000 Fictionable Soldiers on Foo Foo Monsterback charged down a hill and into the middle of the chair army. The artillery that had been concentrated on the Museum turned around and fired thumbs into the middle of the battle. Thus began the First Battle of the Great Chair War between Fiction and The League of Chairs. Then, just as suddenly as it began, the War ended. All the soldiers went back home.
"Yay! Now we can finally cut the ribbon!" said the Announcer. Then he gasped in horror! "Somebody stole the Sojie Masterpieces!"
"This is terrible!" said a person.
"Quick! Call Detective Tori the Rabbit!" said another person.
"What a great idea!" said yet a third person. So the Announcer called Detective Tori, who had been mentored by Detective Pepper, who had been mentored by Detective Scarlitos. When Tori hopped onto to the crime scene, she sniffed around. Then she found a carrot.
"YUM!" said Tori. Then she ate the carrot. Then she collected evidence and wrote down the clues in her notebook. "Aha! I know who committed this heinous crime!"
"Who?" asked the Announcer.
"Before I tell you, you must prove you are worthy to know the answer. Go find The Toe of the Golmc and bring it to me."
(sojie)
"Okay! Now bring up the fattest bunny detective we have!" Cried Hippo the Hippie
"that would be.... Ummm Skunkey...." Said one of the working agents Named, Ms. Michele kazacadoodle who really
was not evil in this case, anyways they called up Skunkey who had a whole leaf of lettuce in her BIG BIG BIG Mouth.

" More expensive Pictures!!!" Yelled the announcer

"How did they get here?"
"I don't know," said the random person in a bunny suit. Everyone stared at the pictures- except the Normal Person. He turned around. "AAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He screamed. "Weird pictures!"