Rebecca and the deadly pickle

" La,la,la,la..." sang Rebecca as she skipped along in the poison ivy infested forest. Then her stomach roared like a lion. So, along little Rebecca skipped and then she stopped. She found her self standing in front of a small jar. And guess what was in the jar? The deadly pickle. She picked up the jar and was tempted to eat it... but didn't. Why you might ask? She didn't eat the pickle because... well...um...
Let's just say she needed to go on a diet and pickles is one of those things she needed to get rid of. But she was soooo.... hungry, she ate it. That turned out to be a mistake. A massive mass a octopus blood appeared inside her stomach, infecting her right kidney and causing nytro-Chloeness. Rebecca didn't notice until the next day, when she experienced frequent somersaults. Her mom called Doctor Pswog, who explained that Rebecca was probably a victim nytro-Chloeness could result in Rebecca turning into a Chloe. If not treated, nytro-Chloeness, a disease caused by too much octopus blood."But how do you treat it?" Rebecca's mom asked.

"I don't know. Call 811-7777-DEATH immediately," said Doctor Pswog.

Meanwhile, in the middle of the pacific ocean, Professor Cole Jakes poured a cup of seemingly normal human blood into into a small tub of octopus blood. The human blood was really the blood of a Chloe. The Chloe used to be a human... until he caught nytro-Chloeness. The professor had been assigned by President Shalom Merriman herself to develop a formula that would instantly turn someone into a Chloe when they drank it. To complete the formula, all Cole needed was a lot Chloe blood. The professor steered his submarine toward the secret San Fransisco port.

(This section was written by special guest author, Aaron Holbrook)

"Doctor Pswog, thank you for meeting me on such short notice," Professor Jakes said extending his hand to the doctor. "Do you have the sample I requested?"

"I do," Doctor Pswog replied handing a small test tube to his friend. Professor Jakes took the vile and swirled the deep red blood around. He was eager look at it under a microscope to to see if his experiment had worked. If all went as planned, Rebecca, his first human test subject would complete the full transformation to a Chloe within 24 hours. The only thing that could stop him now was if La Chloe De Madagascar (A.K.A Captain Gator-buns) somehow managed to reach Rebecca with the the juice from a small wart before the transformation was complete.

"Nemesis!" Professor Jakes yelled to his balding companion. "See to it that Captain Gator-buns does not reach Rebecca before the transition is complete."

"Yupity, yup, yup," Nemesis replied. Nemesis was technically Professor Jakes' underling, but he was so far under the brilliant professor that it was a wonder he accomplished anything at all. Standing barely four feet tall with a shiny bald head, Nemesis was hardly an imposing figure.

Despite his lack of brain power and his short stature, the underling did manage to serve his boss well and for some inexplicable reason, Professor Jakes had complete confidence in him. But before Nemesis could get out the door, Super Debbie appeared and turned him into a word. Doctor Pswog threw a grenade at Super Debbie, but she turned that into a word too. Just then, the fairy princess turned into an atomic bomb and blew up the laboratory. The explosion revealed a superocket that had been hidden under the ground ever since a naked mole rat had built it 200 years ago. Professor Cole launched the superocket, but before he did Super Debbie had thrown a bottle of wart juice at it. The superocket flew really, really, high up, but got stuck in a cloud. Then all wart juice came down. It was raining wart juice! Rebecca went outside and drank some. Then guess what happened? She turned into a Chloe. That was because when wart juice is placed in high altitudes it turns into octopus blood. So Professor Cole Jake's experiment was a success. But he never knew that. Why? Because another fairy princess turned into an atomic bomb and blew him up. The End.

(Shalom)N-O! Not the end! Because the new Chloe was still alive! Chloe coughed as she made her way though the dust. Then she realized that she was at Disneyland standing outside of Startours! And she thought it would be fun if, while she was there to go on Startours. She stood in line for twelve minuets and entered the star craft. After take -of, all the people disappeared and Chloe found herself really flying through space! Then Chloe realized that C-3PO was the real him! Just then Boba-fett's bounty hunter ship came out of nowhere and Chloe herd him say, "You can run, but you can't hide!" "R-2! Turn us around!" hollered C-3PO. The ship spun around and shot in to space. Just then, SPLASH! They landed in the waters of Jar jar's home planet."Follow the sub!" they herd over the radio. "It'sa gonna lead you to the planet's core!"

The star-cruiser made it's way though the clear water. All a sudden, a giant sea monster shot like a bullet from it's hiding spot and attacked Jar jar's sub mercilessly. And along came an even huger creature than the last, came out of nowhere and ate the first! And the next thing Chloe knew, a third fiend was biting the starcruiser in vein! C-3PO fired at the beast and accidentally drove them into supersonic, hyperspeed! "Hit the brakes!" yelled C-3PO. Chloe found herself in her bed, as her normal Rebecca! And alas it was a dream(but she wished it was real). And she lived fictionally ever after. The(real)end!!!!!!!!! (Or is it? Dun, dun, dun, dah!)!!!!!!!!!(Three hours later,)!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!