The Jetpack Chronicles #2

Once there was a boy named Mason. He was born with a jetpack on his back. Mason had a friend named Shalom who had Sonic-Asheroniatitus, which means she kept changing into Asher and back to Shalom again. One day Mason decided to go on a quest to find the cure for Sonic-Asheroniatitus. The cure was crushed gummy flowers mixed with coffee. Gummy flowers could only be found in the land of gummy bears, and the only one who knew where the land of gummy bears was the monkey who loved gummy bears. So Mason visited the monkey who loved gummy bears and asked him where the land of gummy bears was.(Shalom) The monkey who loved gummy bears was very old now; he was 1,235 years old. So it was hard for him to remember everything. "You want to know were the land of gummy bears is? You will have to perform a task to prove that you are sincere in saying your friend has Asheroniatitus; go to Dr. Mercola's website and get some information about the, the, what ever it is." This was easier said than done, Mason went to Google and tried to find the website, but it didn't show up. So Mason went to (Zach) every search website in the world and it still didn't show up. So Mason went back to the monkey who loved gummy bears and asked for a clue. "Hmmm..." said the monkey who loved gummy bears. "Here is your clue: drink some coke." "Okay," Mason replied. He drank some coke. Then he drank some more coke. Then suddenly, he knew what to do. He went to www.coke.com, but nothing showed up. Then he went to www.cocacola.com, and that was Dr. Mercola's website. Mason read all about Sonic-Asheroniatitus. Then he returned to the monkey who loved gummy bears and gave him the information.
"You have proved to be worthy of knowing where the land of gummy bears is." the monkey who loved gummy bears said. Then he handed Mason a map. "But you must have a partner to go on your quest."
"I will find a partner now," said Mason. "Okay," said the monkey who loved gummy bears. Mason would've asked Shalom, but she thought she was Asher right now. So Mason searched for a new partner. Soon he met Chloe, a young chloe racer who had yet to win a race. "This is my chloe, Parbel." Chloe said. She stroked the chloe's petals. "You can bring her," Mason said. "Yay!" said Chloe as she jumped on Parbel's back and raced her around in circles. "When do we start?" "As soon as I'm done reading this map," Mason answered. But when he opened the map it was all written in monkey language. "Don't worry, I will save you!!!!!!!!!!!" Chloe said. "What????????????" Mason was confused. "I have 5,267 degrees in monkey language! Hmmmm, to get to the land of gummy bears we need to go through the deep, dark forest." "Okay," Mason said. "I know how to get through the deep, dark forest." So they went through the deep, dark forest. "Looooooooooooooooooooooooook! The land of gummy bears!" Chloe exclaimed. Parbel ran forward. But they couldn't find any gummy flowers. However, they did find an evil gummy king. "I will never let you have the gummy flowers! Attaaaaaaaack!" the evil king said. Then his giant gummy bear bodyguard attacked Mason. Chloe peeked out the door. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH! An army of gummy werewolves!" she screamed. (Shalom)But just then Dr.Merriman zipped across the sky and shot a letter out of her cannon and turned the werewolves into words. The Evil Gummy king cried,"Ha! Ha! Ha! Heh,heh...heh heh heh. I gave Mason Coleabunchyosis, for being like Cole!!" Mason grabbed his foot and howled. Then he fell over backwards and turned into Cole the ninja of Earth for being proud. And Shalom was also a ninja so she flipped and smacked the Gummy king and turned him into a word. But the ninja Shalom was 16; she had aged four years in one flip! "Ok, Cole. Looks like your job as a ninja is done so turn back into Mason. I, on the other hand, am going to stay 16." "WHAT!? I want to stay older than you!" Cole, then turning into Mason yelled. Shalom smiled. Now she could make sure he got the right stuff. "OHH!!! LOOK! PARBEL! A GUMMY FLOWER!!" screamed Chloe. Shalom ground the flower up and ate it. "My semi-chronic-sonic-Asheroniatitus is gone!!! But now I have Amazonian Pliberise! A disease that makes you eat watermelon! I love Watermelon!!" Mason fainted. Teh end.