Charles and Cyborg Yams

Once there was a stray cat named Charles. He had not eaten since finding a small berry patch 3 days ago, so he was very hungry. So when he saw some unicorns eating In-In-Out hamburgers on a picnic, his stomached roared like a hungry lion. This scared away the unicorns so they flew into the sky, taking their hamburgers with them. Charles was so hungry he cried and cried and cried and cried. He cried so much he made a river that swept him away over a waterfall. But at the bottom of the waterfall there was a giant trampoline that launched Charles high into the air. Charles fell on top of a grumpy wizard who turned him into a mouse.

“Please turn me back into a cat again,” said Charles.

“Only if you bring me a cyborg yam,” replied the wizard. So Charles the mouse set off for the Dungeon of  the Cyborg Yams. 300 years ago the king of Ferzbo-Gogia made cyborg yams illegal. So all the cyborg yams in the kingdom were rounded up and thrown in a giant dungeon. The door was buried beneath 2,000 pounds of dirt. 156 years later, after the collapse of the Ferzbo-Gogian empire, the gummy bears came and settled in that land and it became known as the Land of Gummy Bears. So Charles needed to get to  the Land of Gummy Bears, but the Land of Gummy Bears is on the other side of the Deep, Dark Forest, and the Deep, Dark forest is full of snikes and chloes and gillsmats.  But Charles the mouse was not aware of the great perils of the forest, so set off on a journey through it.

After walking 2.48765726458972734653 miles through the dense forest, Charles met a snike.

“Mmmm, you look delicious,” said the snike.

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!” said Charles, and he ran away as fast as he could. Fortunately, the snike was very fat and lazy and did not feel like chasing Charles. Unfortunately, Charles ran right into a gillsmat.

“Yum! A mouse!” said the gillsmat.

“I am very, very poisonous, and if you eat me you will die instantly!” said Charles.

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!” said the gillsmat, and he flung Charles as far away from himself as he could. Unfortunately, the gillsmat flung Charles all the way back to the edge of the Deep, Dark Forest, so poor Charles had  to start his journey all over again.

“I wish I was in the land of gummy bears,” said Charles.

“Ok,” said a genie just happened to be in a bottle concealed behind a bush. Instantly Charles found himself on the other side of the Deep, Dark Forest. He scampered up to the nearest gummy bear and asked, “Where is the entrance to the Dungeon of the Cyborg Yams?”

“AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!” screamed the gummy bear. “Cyborg Yams!!!!!!!!!”  

Five other gummy bears heard this and instantly panicked, running around screaming, “Cyborg Yams! Run for your lives!”2 When the other gummy bears heard this, they panicked as well. Soon the entire Land of Gummy Bears was filled with screaming, terrified gummy bears. And when gummy bears are scared, they eat apples. In just a few minutes, all the apples were devoured. When the gummy bears finally calmed down, the mayor came up to Charles and said, “Look what you’ve done! You’ve caused an apple famine! You must be thrown in jail for 1,000,000,0000,000 years!!!!” So the gummy police arrested Charles and threw him in jail.

“Oh no! How am I ever going to2 get a cyborg yam so I can get turned back into a cat again?” thought Charles. Then he saw a tiny hole in the ground right beside the wall. Charles crawled into it. The hole led into a dark tunnel which led to a 3-foot tall wooden door with 1,000 locks on it. Nailed to the top of the door was a sign that read,

Beware!

Beyond this door lies the Dungeon of The Cyborg Yams. If you enter, do not expect to come out alive.

But Charles had to enter the Dungeon so he could get turned into a cat again. So he used his claws to dig a tunnel under the door. When he surfaced he found himself in a lightless hallway. Fortunately, mice have prodigious night vision, so Charles could see in the dark. And he saw that right in front of him there was...... A CYBORG YAM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (dramatic music)